Part 7: What we'd all like to come true.
OMGZFANGIRL: liEk hIz omGz weelCuM 2 maH huZe!!11!
Mary Sue: Um, like, ew.
Mary Sue: I've got to, like, prepare myself, cause like, I'm from the American School of Wizardry, and oh my God, like, I'm so hot, and like, I'll steal all your boys.
OMGZFANGIRL: liEk i dUn thenk i tukk dUez pOp taaRtz i waZ maKiN oUtt ov dAh ovennzz lolololololz.
OMGZFANGIRL: i waNna haFf suM pOp taarTz lololz.
Mary Sue: You are, like, stupid.
OMGZFANGIRL: omgz lololololz.
OMGZFANGIRL: waNnA maEk uz sUm f0od???!! omgz im hUngrEez!!1111!!
Mary Sue: Omg, like, where is your cook? Cause like, he'll make us some, y'know, food.
OMGZFANGIRL: omGz i dUnn haFf ah cUk buTt i hAff p0P tAarTzz!111
OMGZFANGIRL: dEd u nOez dAt mEh n hArrY R bFf???!!! heZ liEk gUnnA bEh mAh bf!111 sEw hoTtieZ
Mary Sue: ... Um, like, nevermind, I'll go get us some food.
Mary Sue: Is this, like, what a kitchen, y'know, looks like? Ew.
Mary Sue: Omg, why are the counters, like, too hot to cook on??
Mary Sue: Wait a minute, this, like, ISN'T RIGHT!
Mary Sue: Um, like, OMGZFANGIRL, I think you should, y'know, come in here!
Mary Sue: It, like, wasn't me!!!
OMGZFANGIRL: oMgZ wAt r U duIn lolololz??!! wAt eeZ dAt oRanGeizh sTuuf oVah thEr?!!1
OMGZFANGIRL: OMGZ WTF WHY IZ MAH AZZ UN FIER??!!! OMG LOL WTF
OMGZFANGIRL: oMgz nOOOooooezzz!1111
Mary Sue: Omg, I never got to flirt with Ron, and Hermione was never jealous of me, and I never, like, shocked anyone with my Special Powers, and I never, y'know, turned evil, and and and -
Mary Sue: Wait, like, a minute!! My Special Powers will save the day!!
Mary Sue: DAMMIT, MY SPECIAL POWERS ARE NOT WORKING!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!
OMGZFANGIRL: OMGZZZ Y NOW???!!! HARREE EEZ UTSID MAH DUR!!! WE CUD HUMPZ!!111 BUTT I AM UN FIER!!1111
OMGZFANGIRL: NUT MAH AZZ!!111 OMGZ WTF LOL OMG!!1
Mary Sue: I KNEW I, LIKE, SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRANSFERRED HERE FROM THE AMERICAN SCHOOL OF - AHHHHHHH!!!
RandomNeighbourDude: You know, I don't think they're home.
Harry: Me neither.
RandomNeighbourChick: Want to go get a coffee or something?
Harry: Yeah, sure.